In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
buddy does not know
this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time
This looks like something cecil would say on the air after having a falling out with carlos over the existence of angels or mountains or some shit
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD
FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN
THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN
THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN
Always reblog Javelmo.
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’
why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
because they push two twins together to make a king.
dont ask me about my sexuality youre not gonna get a straight answer
is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
|—||The faceless old woman who secretly lives in you’re home (via turnthegrandfatherclockto1047)|
I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOL
I GOTTA GET MYSELF TO HOGWARTS
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOL
BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS
AND MAGICAL BEASTS
TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS
AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS
ITS ALL THAT I LOVE
AND IT’S ALL THAT I NEED
AT HOGWARTS HOGWARTS